

Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai Maa se ho to Ibadat Baap se ho to Muqaddas Bhai se ho to Aqeedat Behn se ho to Farz Aur BV se ho to. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI" Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare?Įk Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.Īankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye.So don't PYAR. Baap:itne saray kion? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya?.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega Suba jab bhi nikhar dekhna Sham jab bhi bahar dekhna Raat ko tanhai mein Tare jab bhi her baar dekhna Pyar ko sada abaad rakna Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakhna Boy:- I Love U Girl:- Tumne Mere Me Kya Dekh Liya Jo Muje Propse Kar Rhe Ho? Boy: Sab Kuch Dekhne K Liye Hi To Propose Kar Raha Hu.īoy : main last baar puchh raha hoon, tum mujhse shaadi karogi ? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter, Bill alag-alag lana Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan ġ girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar Ī Boy Propose A Cute Girl. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-PĮk Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.

Hindi SMS » Hindi Flirt SMS » 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar haiĬhai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.
